Risk Analysis of Marriage

“I’m spending the afternoon auditioning women…” he smiled to himself.
“Is it a violation of my professional ethics ? ” he mock wondered trying to make sense of his mom-arranged bride hunt slated for the weekend once back in India.
“I plan to come back from my vacation with a person I know nothing about, and I analyze risk for a living ? ” he chuckled “I do pretty well too..” he said, with a glint in his eye as he looked at the wall.
‘Arvind Kulkarni, Actuary of the Year – 2008′ screamed a certificate by his employer Citi in appreciation of his expertise — risk analysis in the turbulent financial markets.
“A person I do not even know will be in this very room in a month..” he wondered for the 100 th time …
“Hello wife, whoever you are .. “ he jokingly swore ” I promise to love you ” .
“Ting” chimed his blackberry indicating a new email.
‘ Financial Tip? ‘ taunted the subject and it was from his childhood friend Shilpa.
He opened it..
“There’s a great way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’’s called marriage !” said the opening lines in bold. “Just vacation huh ? Most of Mysore knows ! ”
“Arghh..” he mock groaned as he put the laptop with the rest of his packed luggage and headed to the window for a break.
Cloudless blue sky was filled with the blinding hot sun. Waves of sand caressed the svelte glass facades in warm embraces. Man’s foray into technology had sure created a paradise – Dubai, in the middle of a desert, but from time to time, nature deemed it necessary to reminded man who was in control.
” Some things are best left un-analyzed ” he said to himself
“ Que sera sera..” .
Was he talking of the sand storm ? Or was it..
***
He opened his eyes to the pleasant chirps on the flowering gulmohar tree outside his room. Tender morning rays of the sun strolled in as he opened the windows. There were no risks to analyze.
Surrounded by the love and security of his people and the warmth of memories the house brought, he was cradled to a much needed slumber.
He had slept 10 hours straight after he had come home to Mysore.
The aroma of filtered coffee and akki(rice) rotti, a Karnataka delicacy, wafted thru the air. After a quick shower, Arvind joined his mother at the breakfast table. A mixture of excitement and anticipation filled the air and infused anyone who took it in.
“Hello Arvind, All set aa ? ” beamed Mrs.Janaki Rao, the next door neighbor. Like clock work, she would be over at 10.00 AM.
” Savitramma, your son will get the best of brides, mark my words ” she hollered at her friend.
” I hope so Janaki ” said Savitri.
” I know so ! ” thundered Janaki. ” Look at him, 6 feet, slim, fair and a very good bank job in Doobai, what else does a girl need ? ” she continued analyzing Arvind from the corner of her rimmed glasses. Wave-length, understanding, helping nature, sense of humor et al mushroomed as possible qualities girls would look for than just the physicality, but Arvind knew better than to air his thoughts.
Grin and bear he reminded himself….
” Keep him locked up Savithri, people may steal him ” she winked. ” It is unfortunate I do not have daughters..“.
***
It was akki rotti and coffee again, but with a twist. The mood was sombre. There was heaviness in the air. An errant tear ran down Savithri’s cheek. When she saw Arvind glancing her way, she deftly punished the offending droplet with her pallu.
” I’m sorry Ma ” Arvind started, ” I wish one of the 10 girls we saw would interest me. But.. ”
” Silly boy, the tear was because you will leave in a week..” she said.
” Who is bothered about your marriage ? If anything, I’m happy that I can force you to come back in 6 months for another 10 round boxing match..” she said with a forced smiled.
” Unless of course, you find someone at work ” she continued. ” Someone who understand your risky business “.
Arvind burst out laughing, ” Risky Business Ma ? ”
He picturised himself hurtling into a boardroom room in tidy whities, unbuttoned shirt and no pants, a la Tom Cruise in ‘Risky Business’ and couldn’t stop laughing.
” Whatever the joke, I’m happy you are laughing ” Savithri added with a wide smile on her face. Laughter had been found wanting in the last few days..
“ It is surprisingly easy to give up hope. I don’t want you doing that son”
“Take a break. Go meet your friends for the next few days. Marriage will blossom when the time is right… ” suggested Savithri.
Arvind jumped at the idea. He needed some respite.
PART-2 HERE : Country Roads, Take Me Home
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“He picturised himself hurtling into a boardroom room in tidy whities, unbuttoned shirt and no pants, a la Tom Cruise in ‘Risky Business’ and couldn’t stop laughing.”
That was hilarious!!! lol. So we are here to see about how you’ve got your wife.. I’m excited:):P:D
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This “To be continued” is very bad… I know curiosity killed the cat, but I am not one, so…

By the way, this is YOUR story?? YOU are an actuary!!! :O :O
I am dying to know what happened, a sucker for love stories, I am!
P.S. I enabled comments! Sorry!
My comment just vanished. So nice read and cya when the sequel is on
No Guria, this is not my story !
. It’s a friend’s ..
I’ll post the part-2 soon (Sat tops)
No Raji, this is not my story..
Pins-N-Ashes, Thank you and welcome here. Your comment was in moderation..
Waiting for the second part, something going to blossom in the backburner
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Ha ha..
It was funny. Hoping to read the next part soon…
aww no.. why!! “to be continued” is so ugh..
and you say this is not your story.. I wonder
waiting for the next part 
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Shahid,
Welcome to INDImag sir. Appreciate the comment. I’ll have the part-2 out soon
Karthik, Thanks. I’ll have the part-2 out soon
Shruthi,
. Now I’ve got yo go write the other half ! It’s a friend’s story but still modified to fit a short-story format …
I know, but I did not want another 2 pages added to this one. Not to mention build some excitement
Oh, what an amazing tale!! Can’t wait for the part II.
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Made good read. When is next part due?
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@Shilpa,
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Will be hot off the press sunday morning IST ; If it will be good or not is another matter
@Shrinidhi,
Hey nice to see you back ! Thank you sir. Part-2 will be tomorrow Shri..
Hi ! Nice writing style! Humorous and keeps me wondering about the second part … by any change did he gets hitched with Shilpa finally ?
@Lakshmi, I’m glad you like the humor
. Well you can find out if it was Shilpa or not
— Just posted the part-2 ..
“I’m happy that I can force you to come back in 6 months for another 10 round boxing match..”” I’m still laughing reading those lines. Hilarious,Madhu! Off to read the second part
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@ Madhu
First time on you blog…directly from BlogAdda link. Congrats for your selected pick in BlogAdda…you definitely deserve it as for being able to depict such a picturesque story. Like its smooth flow with a striking conversation and humorous tag lines between in the story making it feels so interestingly probing and yet so personal.!
Keep the Spark Alive..
@Rachana,
Welcome to INDImag. Appreciate the comment.
Thank you for the kind words. I’m glad you liked it. Visit us again, we have a few more planned for later in the week
Hi Madhu,
Lovely post. Oh dear i can never do a conversational writing, you and deeps are amongst those who do it so beautifully..wow..and marriage theme is indeed one of my favs..can write tons on it..keep it going !!
@Chitra,
Welcome to INDImag and thanks for the kind words. Congrats to you on your post being picked.
Marriage theme does give a lot to work with and given this was semi-reality based, the story was the author and I just had to ensure I did not mess it up
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