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Risk Analysis of Marriage

Auditioning for a wife. Indian Style

I’ll be spending the afternoons auditioning women…” he smiled to himself.

Is it a violation of my professional ethics ? ” he mock wondered trying to make sense of his mom-arranged bride hunt slated for the weekend once back in India.

In a month, I could come back with a ‘companion’ I know nothing about, and I analyze risk for a living ? ” he chuckled, squinting at the wall. ‘Arvind Kulkarni, Actuary of the Year – 2008′ screamed a certificate by his employer Citi in appreciation of his expertise — risk analysis in the turbulent financial markets.

A person I do not even know,  in this very home in a month..” he wondered for the 100 th time. “Hello wife, whoever you are .. ” .

Ting” chimed his blackberry indicating a new email.

‘ Financial Tip? ‘ taunted the subject and it was from his childhood friend Shilpa.

He opened it..

“There’s a new way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It”s called marriage !” said the opening lines in bold. “Just vacation huh ? Mister, most of Mysore knows ! ”

Arghh..“. He moved to the window.

Cloudless blue sky was filled with the blinding hot sun. Sand caressed the svelte glass facades in warm embraces. Man’s foray into technology had sure created a paradise – Dubai, in the middle of a desert, but from time to time,  nature deemed it necessary to reminded man who was in control.

” Submit to the mother, ” he said. “We all do.. “.

He smiled and got back to his packing.

***

Chirps from the flowering gulmohar tree outside forced his eyes open. Tender morning rays of the sun strolled in as he opened the windows. There were no risks to analyze. Surrounded by the love and security of his people and the warmth of memories the house brought, he had been cradled to a much needed slumber. He had slept 10 hours straight after he had come home to Mysore.

The aroma of filtered coffee and akki(rice) rotti, a Karnataka delicacy, wafted thru the air. After a quick shower, Arvind joined his mother at the breakfast table. Excitement and anticipation filled the air and infused anyone who took it in.

Hello Arvind, All set aa ? ” beamed Mrs.Janaki Rao, the next door neighbor. Like clock work, she would be over at 10.00 AM.

Savitramma, your son will get the best of brides, mark my words ” she hollered at her friend.

I hope so Janaki ” said Savitri.

I know so ! ” thundered Janaki. ” Look at him, 6 feet, slim, fair and a very good bank job in Doobai, what else does a girl need ? ” she continued analyzing Arvind from the corner of her rimmed glasses. Wave-length, understanding, helping nature, sense of humor et al mushroomed as possible qualities girls would look for than just the physicality, but Arvind knew better than to air his thoughts. Grin and bear he reminded himself….

Keep him locked up Savithri, people may steal him ” she winked. ” It is unfortunate I do not have daughters..“.

***

It was akki rotti and coffee again, but with a twist. Faces and air hung heavy and an errant tear ran down Savithri’s cheek. When she saw Arvind glancing her way, she deftly punished the offending droplet with her pallu.

I’m sorry Ma ” Arvind started, ” I wish one of the 10 girls we saw would interest me. But..

Silly boy, the tear was because you will leave in a week..” she said.

Who is bothered about your marriage ? If anything, I’m happy that I can force you to come back in 6 months for another 10 round boxing match..” she said with a forced smiled.

Unless of course, you find someone at work ” she continued. ” Someone who understand your risky business “.

Arvind burst out laughing, ” Risky Business Ma ?

He picturised himself hurtling into a boardroom room in tidy whities, unbuttoned shirt and no pants, a la Tom Cruise in ‘Risky Business’ and couldn’t stop laughing.

Whatever the joke, I’m happy you are laughing ” Savithri added with a wide smile on her face. Laughter had been found wanting in the last few days..

“ It is surprisingly easy to give up hope. I don’t want you doing that son”

“Take a break. Go meet your friends for the next few days. Marriage will blossom when the time is right… ” suggested Savithri.

Arvind jumped at the idea. He needed some respite.

PART-2 HERE : Country Roads, Take Me Home

Photos : http://www.flickr.com/photos/eelssej_/390295937/


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Madhu Rao

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  • Hi Madhu,
    Lovely post. Oh dear i can never do a conversational writing, you and deeps are amongst those who do it so beautifully..wow..and marriage theme is indeed one of my favs..can write tons on it..keep it going !!
  • Madhu Rao
    @Chitra,
    Welcome to INDImag and thanks for the kind words. Congrats to you on your post being picked.

    Marriage theme does give a lot to work with and given this was semi-reality based, the story was the author and I just had to ensure I did not mess it up :-) .
  • Madhu Rao
    @Rachana,
    Welcome to INDImag. Appreciate the comment.

    Thank you for the kind words. I'm glad you liked it. Visit us again, we have a few more planned for later in the week :-)
  • @ Madhu
    First time on you blog...directly from BlogAdda link. Congrats for your selected pick in BlogAdda…you definitely deserve it as for being able to depict such a picturesque story. Like its smooth flow with a striking conversation and humorous tag lines between in the story making it feels so interestingly probing and yet so personal.!

    Keep the Spark Alive..
  • "I’m happy that I can force you to come back in 6 months for another 10 round boxing match..”" I'm still laughing reading those lines. Hilarious,Madhu! Off to read the second part :)
    .-= Deeps´s last blog : ..The Life and Times of a Blogomaniac =-.
  • Madhu Rao
    @Lakshmi, I'm glad you like the humor :-) . Well you can find out if it was Shilpa or not :-) -- Just posted the part-2 ..
  • Hi ! Nice writing style! Humorous and keeps me wondering about the second part ... by any change did he gets hitched with Shilpa finally ? ;)
  • Madhu Rao
    @Shilpa,
    Will be hot off the press sunday morning IST ; If it will be good or not is another matter :-).

    @Shrinidhi,
    Hey nice to see you back ! Thank you sir. Part-2 will be tomorrow Shri..
  • Made good read. When is next part due?
    .-= Shrinidhi Hande´s last blog : ..Singapore flyer images =-.
  • Oh, what an amazing tale!! Can't wait for the part II.
    .-= Shilpa Garg´s last blog : ..Friday’s 55 Fiction : So Close, Yet So… =-.
  • aww no.. why!! "to be continued" is so ugh..

    and you say this is not your story.. I wonder :) waiting for the next part :)
    .-= Shruthi´s last blog : ..Namma Park =-.
  • Ha ha.. :D It was funny. Hoping to read the next part soon...
  • Waiting for the second part, something going to blossom in the backburner
    .-= Shahid´s last blog : ..Ray Ban Baba-3 =-.
  • Madhu Rao
    Shahid,
    Welcome to INDImag sir. Appreciate the comment. I'll have the part-2 out soon :-)

    Karthik, Thanks. I'll have the part-2 out soon

    Shruthi,
    I know, but I did not want another 2 pages added to this one. Not to mention build some excitement :-) . Now I've got yo go write the other half ! It's a friend's story but still modified to fit a short-story format ...
  • My comment just vanished. So nice read and cya when the sequel is on
  • Madhu Rao
    Pins-N-Ashes, Thank you and welcome here. Your comment was in moderation..
  • This "To be continued" is very bad... I know curiosity killed the cat, but I am not one, so... :P :P
    By the way, this is YOUR story?? YOU are an actuary!!! :O :O
    I am dying to know what happened, a sucker for love stories, I am! :P :D

    P.S. I enabled comments! Sorry! :)
  • Madhu Rao
    No Guria, this is not my story ! :-) . It's a friend's ..

    I'll post the part-2 soon (Sat tops)
  • "He picturised himself hurtling into a boardroom room in tidy whities, unbuttoned shirt and no pants, a la Tom Cruise in ‘Risky Business’ and couldn’t stop laughing."

    That was hilarious!!! lol. So we are here to see about how you've got your wife.. I'm excited:):P:D
    .-= raji´s last blog : ..Watch or it will fade away =-.
  • Madhu Rao
    No Raji, this is not my story..
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