Note : All the phrases in quotes & bold are various topics suggested by members of Vipul’s Blog-a-ton competition for the 4 th version of the competition. This is a funny quick fiction (31)55 using them .

Vipul’s Blog-a-ton – 4  link here..

Am I crazy ? No ! I’m serious….

‘Getting Married’ is pretty famous these days, especially if you get that ‘crème de la crème’ of a girl you seek (or your mom seeks!).Dream on, ‘Hallucinations’ you say ? Maybe. But ‘The Indian’ in me doesn’t give up. Just because Charlize Theron’s Sweet September had a sad ending, why stop dreaming of a ‘Sweet November’ for myself ?

Saala Romeo ka aulad ? Gee, thanks for the compliment yaar !

Marriage they say has 3 rings : engagement ring, wedding ring and suffe-ring. Once married you are a dead man I hear. If that’s so, let it be known that ‘Getting Married’ is ‘My Last Wish’. People say ‘You Can’t Trust Freedom When It is Not In Your Hands’. “Without marriage you are incomplete ; but after marriage, you are finished ” say some hen-pecked husbands.

I beg to differ.

Am I kidding ? Not yet, waiting to get married so I can start kid-ding .

Ok, on a serious note, since you ask why..

Have you seen Shahrukh ? Thanks to SRK, Joru Ki Ghulaami is in high fashion these days. My marriage will be ‘An Ode to’ my hero SRK.

Is SRK still a hero if he plays second fiddle ? Shut up ! He is a hero no matter what he does — be it Joru Ki Ghulami ya.. Johar ki Ghulami..

In this era of ‘Climate Change’ and ‘Gun (boat) Civilization’ why get married ? For love actually !

Strange ?  We are this way only in India.

Don’t be fooled by these Love aaj kal types ; In reality it is actually, “shaadi aaj toh love kal” ; maybe….

We are love sick in India. Shukar karo there’s no Nobel for love. If there were, guess what, every other Indian would be in the race with a ‘Why I Should get that Nobel’ pitch. But alas Swedes did not have Heer-Ranja na? What do Swedes know about love ? unless we are talking of Barack Obama — 10 months in office and he won the peace prize, if he completes his term they will worship him !

Enough of the digression. Back to my dream. Yes I have a dream too, an Indian dream, ‘My Indian Dream‘ — getting hitched !

Trust me guys, I know what I’m doing. I’m a man now. A strapping young fella who knows what he wants and will do whatever it takes to get it. I’m the kind who will stare down adversity in the eye and beat it with a broom.

<click of the door>

Errrr, gotta run, that’s my mom at the door.

Why ? What about my dream ?

My dreams of my ‘Perfect Day‘  just went down the drain ! Don’t you realize ? It’s my M – O – M..

So ?

Well to my mom, a talk about my marriage would make today ‘One Funny Day’ .  To her, it is always like ‘If I were a Baby Again’.

Now that I think about it, Maybe she has a point…

Why ?

Well…

A 16 year old boy….., getting married ..?

strange na…,  you know what I’m saying ?

Saala baccha kahin ka ?

Don’t get angry. It is pretty famous to be a baby as well. Quite a few people wishing they were a baby again you know..

Don’t believe me ? Why don’t you check the people at Blog-a-ton ? A majority want to be babies again !

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Aaaya Maaa..

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